Luke has been coasting through several grades by rewriting a research paper about manatees, earning him the nickname Manatee Cowboy from friends Claire and Gabe. But now he’s been caught by the librarian and has to come up with a new research topic.
During a session with his third-grade reading buddy, Luke watches the little kids sob as they face the coming Florida Comprehensive Assessment Test (FCAT) required by Jeb Bush, Florida’s governor from 1999 to 2007. If kids don’t pass the test (marking answers on a “bubble sheet”) they will have to repeat third grade, even if they are smart and their day-to-day work is excellent. No wonder the first chapter is titled “Bubble Sheet Blues or Dead Dogs and Puke Piles.”